eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.
wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.
may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.
Gets a buzz out of cutting down tree's then retreating to there dark lair where they drink stolen Booze and play on holographic phones.
LJ: i love you.
guy: Go cut down trees
Just like a lumberjack cuts down a huge tree, it can be compared to someone killing your wood
Similar to a cock-block but worse; it could ruin several moments instead of just one.
Bro 2: "What a lumberjack!!!!"
this strange group of people is a very rare subset of what is now called a hipster... the lumberjack makes being a hipster look nerdier than ever through their overuse of the plaid pattern and other hipster elements.
is you happen to meet a lumberjack, don't scare him or her off! you may never see one again!