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The act of taking people's discarded christmas trees from the curb in front of their house and leaning the tree against their front door, so when they open he door the tree falls on them. Lets go lumberjacking tonight there are lots of trees out.
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Whilst Double Penetrating a girl, The dick in the ass goes in as the dick in the pussy comes out. Like the old school saws that the lumberjacks used back in the day. Dude, last night, me and my homeboy were totally lumberjacking that bitch. We had her screaming everything with our perfect form!
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The act of masturbating whilst watching someone else take a shit, or the act of taking a shit whilst someone watching masturbates Man, my wife is a dirty bitch - we did some serious lumberjacking last night! She squatted over a glass coffee table & took a shit while I was underneath, masturbating furiously!!
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Another term for "cock blocking" except the offending person, or item is actually "killing your wood" because it is distracting you and/or so repulsive you could not possibly be aroused while you are thinking about it. Dude, I love this truck but the purple color is totally lumberjacking my game.
Did you see her ugly friend? As long as she was around she was lumberjacking me while I was hitting on the hot one. We were eating at this fancy restaurant, but watching her eat snails totally lumberjacked me |
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The act of masturbating while someone chainsaws you This chick blew my mind; we were lumberjacking all night!
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It is to have sex while wearing a fake beard or real beard and only flannel. Using Maple Syrup and Bacon in the sex is optional though full recommended to get the full effect. I only like it having sex with Johnny when we are Lumberjacking.
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Two naked, erect men stand facing each other with their penises touching, head to head. Both men grab the unified boners with both hands, put the fists together, and move them back and forth as a single unit as if sawing down a tree with a two-person saw. Man, I think Dave gave me a rash from too much lumberjacking last night. We should have used more maple syrup...
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When defacating, the act of cutting short your faeces before you are finished, usually due to interuption. "dude, yesterday I was dropping a hot steamy log and just as I was getting to the thick of it the UPS guy arrived and I had to lumberjack it!"
"there's two hobos fighting outside?! I'll be right there! I'm lumberjacking it!" |
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