Matthew : We're not as cool as Luke though
Mark : You could say we're Lukewarm
Characteristics of a fake Christian: They often attend Sunday Church as a way of making themselves feel less guilty for getting wasted Saturday night. They confess their sins but make no effort to correct their mistakes. They read the Bible perhaps once a week, or maybe even never. Deep down inside, they probably question God's existence, but keep it secret while continuing to claim Christianity as their faith. They only want to pray to God when they're unbelievably desperate or in need of cash. They think it's perfectly acceptable to associate themselves with non-Christians. They even acuse regular Christians, their own people, of being bigots and radicals. In other words, they are hypocrites. Big fat liars. Watever.
Lukewarm: OMFG Did you see that one chick in the choir? She was a hella thick broad! Ohhhh....uhhh...the sermon was good too. I guess.
Christian: You shoulda been paying attention to the pastor. But anyways, what do you wanna do now?
Lukewarm: Let's get drunk
Christian: But its against the Bible to abuse your body like that...
Lukewarm: C'mon man, the pastor aint lookin! I'm pretty sure God won't mind.