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1.
A Lucretia is a pseudo-hipster who is purposely more uncool than a hipster and thus cooler than most of your friends. She constantly uses sarcasm facetiously when she actually means what she's saying, and if can't keep up with her double-layered wit, you're not uncool enough to hang out with her.
Guy #1: Oh man, that girl's making fun of your bow tie.
Guy #2: No she digs it; she's a Lucretia.
by sadrx May 13, 2011
 
2.
The Latin name Lucretia means - rich; rewarded
"My mom's name is Lucretia"
"Really where'd your grandparents get that one?"
"Idk, the Romans?"
by WGFK July 01, 2009