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The cause of copious amounts of lag and anger while playing video games
"Are you serious!? I just domed that guy 4 times! Lucky the lag turtle is shitting on my house right now."

or

"What!? How did I get in this rock? Lucky the lag turtle's a cold mistress"
by VerbleAbuse January 13, 2010

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