|1.||Lucky Charms Disease|
Lucky Charms' Disease is a disorder characterized most commonly by green poops, otherwise known as diarrhea. LCD causes a great deal of discomfort and distress, but it does not permanently harm the intestines and does not lead to a serious disease, such as cancer. Most people can control their symptoms by simply cutting Lucky Charms Cereal out of their diet. For some people, however, LCD can be disabling. They may be unable to work, attend social events, or even travel short distances without droppin a duece de verde.
Joel: Bro my shits have been green and hot ALL day....this blows.
Spenser: Dude it's gotta be Lucky Charms Disease. How many bowls of that shit dude you eat this morning?