Player 2: Stfu you luckbox.
Gambler (3000$): 4567 limps in
Tight player (1000$): A99K calls the SB
Flop: A 2 9
Tight player (with a set of nines and no low) shoves 500$
Gambler thinks for a minute and then raises all in (with a good LO draw and two straight draws)
Tight player calls immediately
Board: A 2 9 5 8
Gambler scoops the pot: HI 56789, LO 65421
Tight player writes: "you fucking luckbox"