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19.
what doesn't exist in this world. good luck and bad luck doesn't exist. its scientifically illogical. people that buy "lucky" items need to grow a brain and get something called "confidence" into their mind.
Person 1 - "Jimmy got hit by a car. and earlier, he lost his job. he's got bad luck."

Person 2 - "Oh really? I've known him to be lazy, so it doesn't surprise me that he got fired. and for the getting hit thing, some asshole must've been drinking too much beer and got behind the wheel, and then ran over him. but maybe Jimmy should've looked both ways in the street. that isn't bad luck."

Guy 1 - "oh man, my lucky boxers are missing! now i'll never pass that test!"

Guy 2 - "hey, why don't you do your homework, pay attention in class, and then you'll pass that test with no problem. unfortunately for you, you dont do that. so, i hope you fail, it'll teach you to stop guessing and start working."
by think outside the box December 12, 2006
 
1.
The absence of skill
That was all luck baby!
by Obley September 17, 2004
 
2.
something that I don't have.
Guy 1: Are you okay? You fell pretty hard. It looks like you broke yor spine and will never be able to walk again

Guy 2: Yeah, it's just my luck
by Who The Douce Are You? April 14, 2005
 
3.
An indiscriminate phenomenon of chance or fate, which one comes to increasingly appreciate less with hard work.
Pretty much every time you get something you know you don't deserve
by nethcev! April 27, 2004
 
4.
when something for once in your life doesn't end up being fucked up or bad
Man, so glad I didn't get shot again today. Must be my lucky day.
by Whatever doc September 01, 2003
 
5.
Only getting wet when you should have drowned.
Like the handle on a piss pot, there but not in it.
by tootie January 11, 2005
 
6.
1. What a lot of Counter Strike nerds say when you kill them.

2. What sore losers say when they got their ass whipped by someone better than them.
1. CS Freak: lol what a luckzor, u got luckzorz buddy.
CS Player: Oh shut up you nerd
CS Freak: You got lotz of luckzors in your pantzorz.
CS Player: you can suxorz my nutzorz fagzorz.

2. You lucky freak, you beat me by 20 points. You're so lucky.
by Longjohn Silver May 08, 2004
 
7.
life itself
count yourself lucky every day your alive...
by Jester December 06, 2003