A muppet in love. Most commonly used with reference to a member of the male gender. Describes a guy who has become entirely wrapped around a girl's finger in serf-like fashion, and as a result displays pathetic, incoherent, twat-like behaviour in all other areas of his puppeteered existence...and yet is regrettably oblivious to the fact.
by L. Awknad March 10, 2005
Person who cannot have one night stands, after the night in question they must txt and fall in love with the person they slept with even if their rank.
by PMR July 10, 2004