The people who brought you into this world. They may suck at times but at least they love you, and if they don't I can't help you there my freind. Be lucky you have parents or you would be on the street or and orphinarium, like I grew up in, until I was adopted by foster parents. So all you people that say parents suck ass and never do anything for you, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP WHINING LITTLE CRYBABY BITCHES!. There's alot of children starving on the street, besides food, don't you think they want a home and someone that loves them?
Kid one: My dad just bought me an xbox 360 yesterday and now he is being an asshole, I hate that mother fucker.
Kid two: I wish I could get a 360, I saved up my money and got a playstation.
Kid one: Dude playstations suck ass, why didn't you just ask your dad for one?
Kid two: I don't have a dad.
Kid one: What about your mom? Couldn't she get it for you?
Kid two: My mom never got me anything exept for this cool watch, she got it at wal-mart.
Kid one: Wow you guys must really be poor.
Kid two: Ya, we don't have much.
Kid one: Well cyaz, I'm gonna go play my new xbox 360.
Kid two: Bye, asshole.... I wish I had nicer parents...
Captain of the starship Voyager. Lost and stranded in the Delta Quadrant. Little do people know that Janeway has a lust for Seven of Nine. Janeway likes her coffee black, almost everyday, because of being so tired from the night before, lying awake, thinking of Seven of Nine. Janeway will sometimes masturbate 2-3 times a night in order to alleviate the tension and let out her urges.
Janeway lets her true feelings show more during season 7. Janeway secretly wants to be with Seven of Nine, lying there in bed, circling her tongue around Seven of Nine's perk nipples. However, Janeway knows that this love is forbidden by Starfleet protocol. As a result, she only wants to see Seven of Nine happy, even if it means being with Chakotay. During the last episode of season 7, future Janeway argues with her present self to take the pathway home. Present Janeway finally gives in, when future Janeway reveals that Seven of Nine dies if they do not take the path home. Future Janeway is also willing to sacrifice herself in order to ensure that Seven of Nine lives, even if it means being with Chakotay.
Captain Janeway: "I'd like to help you explore your...humanity."
Seven of Nine: "I don't see how being naked is relevant?"
Captain Janeway: "This will help you to learn to feel more comfortable around other women in the sonic showers."
Seven of Nine: "Is it common for one woman to wash another woman's back?"
Captain Janway: "Of course it is Seven of Nine. It's all part of the natural course of human life. Just lean forward, relax, and learn to love it. That's it. Let me get your lower back."
*Janeway begins to slide one, then two fingers into Seven of Nine*
Janeway: "I never knew a borg could be so warm in wet inside."
1) Another word to describe cocksucking incestrous gay men.
2) A group of sodomizers.
3) Penis suckers.
4) Another word to describe men who insert objects twice the size of pineapples into their anus for pleasure and don't remove them for two weeks in order to stretch their butthole to its largest.
5) The lack of douche.
6) Tight pants wearing cross-dressers.
7) An anal yeast infection. Highly contagious.
8) Racist bastards who believe in nothing but the killing and deletion of African American and Jewish people. They use their music to hide secret messages from the public.
9) Descendants of KKK grandmasters.
10) A group of Jew-cunt faggot bitches that likes chode down their throats.
1) Nick Jonas: I feel like choking on cock today.more...
Joe Jonas: Me too. Let's go find a cock to choke on.
Other Jonas bitch: Let's Jonas Brothers!
2) Hick: You're one of dem Jonas Brothers! We don't accept your kind around this here town!
Jonas Brothers: Let's sodomize you, hillbilly! You're gonna take it!
3) Jonas Brothers: (sucking cock) Yummmmmm.
Man: You guys are a bunch of Jonas Brothers.
4) Woman: Doesn't that hurt your anus from all that Jonas Brothering?
Nick Jonas: Nope, it feels quite good to Jonas Brother.
Joe Jonas: I need something seven times the size of a pineapple now! My anus is stretched so far if I fell on someone's head I'd literally swallow them into my body.
5) Man: Your vagina's starting to smell like the Jonas Brothers!
Woman: I have a lack of douche, sorry.
6) Nick Jonas: (in dressing room) Are my pants too tight?
Other Jonas Brother: We're the Jonas Brothers. Of course not!
Joe Jonas: I think I lost my vagina in these pants.
7) Man: I have a burning sensation in my pants, doctor.
Doctor: I'm sorry to report that you have a serious case of the Jonas Brothers.
Man: How long do I have to live?
Doctor: I'm afraid not long. I'd say around three hours. It's that bad.
8) Man: Shit!
Black Man: Shit, it's the Jonas Brothers! RUN!
Jonas Brothers: We're gonna get you, nigga!
9) Jonas Brothers: (on stage dressed as KKK Klansmen) I'm sure glad to be a Jonas Brother! My grandparents would be so proud of us!
A strange story on a marijuanna forum came up with an act of intoxicated cousinfucking happened. This is how the story goes:more...
so i went to this town called santa maria to stay with my cousins for a couple of weeks , i got up the nerve to ask her if she blazed it.she said hell yeah!so we smoked like ten grams in three blunts just the two of us.it was some kali bud that i had picked up in san diego for fifty bones.so i hadn t seen this blonde petite spun ky chick since we were both three years and now we re nineteen because my dads cousin moved to vancouver. She kind of started flirting and teasing me poking me in the stomache . It didnt feel wrong that we were flirting and then she leaned in halfway for a kiss and i quickly obliged.she was playful and pulled back as she pulled my body closer. I remember it was fresh out and we had sneaked out at ten and it was like midnight now and it was so starry that it felt like a dream. We jumped in their pool in our underwear . The pool is heated and she still felt so much warmer than the water shrouding our curious hands from the view of next door neighbors prying eyes. I un- hooked her silky victoria secret bra as she caressed my back. I nibbled on her ear a couple of times and she took of the bra all the way so i groped to my hearts content. She kissed me hungrily and i moved her thong over to the left and hoisted her on to my thighs and traced her lips with my index finger before i pushed in and she responded we slipped underwat...
The feeling you get when all your hope is gone. Everything you lived for is crushed. Your heart feels like a weight pulling you down. You force yourself to smile, even though on the inside you can't stop crying. And every morning you wake up thinking about what you did wrong, what you did to deserve it. The only person in your life that you thought you could trust, the person you would take a bullet for tore your heart into two pieces. It can never be healed, no matter how much time goes by.
When you sit there, staring at the wall thinking about the times you had together. The amazing stories you told eachother, the love and compassion you shared. Then reality hits; Never again will you feel that same way.
I closed my eyes hoping he would feel the same way about me, only to find out he liked my best friend. I felt like never opening my eyes again, but I did, I was Heartbroken and I will never heal.
1) a creative inspiration
2) A inhumanly awesome band that manages to fuse rock and classical and still make it the best thing ever thus reducing me to tears.
They take everything good in the world, times it by 10, add some mushrooms, and make it amazing. You may burst into tears upon listening to Butterflies and Hurricanes, faint to Our Time is Running out, and possibly die if you are fortunate enough to see them live.
You will no longer need food, water, drugs, sex or whatever else you think you need now as long as you have Muse
Person With Ears 1: Wha...what's playing now? *cries*
Person With Ears 2: it...its Muse
*person one and two die with euphoria*
- meaning: God is gracious
- This is the Irish form of Joan
- most commonaly spelled Siobhan
caring, smart, fun loving person with abit of a tough side.
Can be abit two faced at times and may take things to serious but is a true friend and never holds a grudge for long. Can be the queen of bitching which shows her strong, free attidude. Usally has black hair, farly short and skinny.
Has a thing against people not being truthful so always be a caring honest friend towards this beutiful sweet irish girl....
A poem for siobhain the girl I love with all my heart!
You are the apple of my eye,
the floor beneath my feet.
Your beuty is unreal,
A smell of cherries trees.
And yet a simple smile will tell me you love me so,
Siobhain my dearest love,
Gods very grace!