If you are lame, a redneck, a hillbilly, a douche-bag, a dork or nerd, or have some kind of a Napoleon complex, you would love Lexington; Louisville is probably not for you.
"Went to the Derby this weekend in Louisville, KY. Man, I love those Kentucky girls"
"Hey, Did you see the UK, UofL basketball game. Louisville hit a game winning 3 pointer with 1 second left. What a game. Go Cards!"
"You stay classy Louisville, KY"