the act of a male hot gluing pennies onto his penis, then proceeding to ram a girl in the ass. While doing so, the male then sets her hair on fire, throws her out a the window of a four story building, severely injuring her, then steeling her tv.
Jake: "i gave this chick a Louisiana purchase the other day. My dick still hurts but the tv was worth it."
Jack: "Very nice!"
another term for a mullet
achy breaky big mistakey
bible belt bonnet
business with pleasure cut
camaro crash helmet
Mississippi mud flap
ten-ninety (or 1090)
"hey Easton, get a load of that dude's Louisiana Purchase!"
A girl is giving head to a guy, but a third party is moving her head up and down.
Did you hear that David gave John's mom a Louisiana Purchase?