Place a nude woman in an icewater filled bathtub till she turns blue and is not quite hypothermic . Remove from tub & lay her out on her back on any hard surface. If woman is still conscious, have her stare in the distance and not move. Disrobe and enjoy!
The only woman in the morgue was too ugly, so Bubba had to go home and have a Louisiana Icebox with Sissy.
by Daytona D August 18, 2011