While having anal sex with a girl from behind, you pause for a second, whisper in her ear that you have HIV, then start the stopwatch and hang on for as long as possible while she scrambles to get off of your infected unit.
On April Fools, I gave Katia a Louisiana Bull-Ride. After macing me in the eyes, a restraining order, and HIV testing that revealed that neither she nor I had HIV, she accepted that I was kidding about the whole ordeal
The act of having sex with an over wieght to obese women, and mid-way through fornification, she goes into a diabetic shock, thus creating the effect of a bullride. This may be a desired event.
"man, when the Louisiana bullride started, i didn't even want to get the insulin injection for her... it was awesome"
As you're tonguing a she-male's gooch
(or grundle)on the dryer, maneuver your body around for anal penetration, and while doing so, administer a hefty slap to his/her testicles, put the dryer on fast, and ride it out.
Works best at laundromat, or your neighbors garage.
Billy: So I was giving the Louisiana Bullride to Pat yesterday, but I forgot to put a quarter in the dryer!
Billy: Yea, Pat was super pissed that it's balls weren't swinging like they should
Jeffy: You mean, no thwapping?