Louchebag 1. A person new to the world of absinthe and to liquor itself. One who's own perception is clouded by the marketing falsehoods perpetrated by the Evil Czech Empire, HighTimes, Maxim and a myriad of other low brow publications 2. A pathetic alcoholic that is clouded by a jealousy of those in-the-know. An outsider that mistakenly believes itself to be of any consequence to an elite absinthe-related organization, circle, or social clique.
Frankie: Mr. Brews is an expert on the subject of absinthe.
Off. Jokey B.: Hey, stop suckin' Neddy's (explicative) and being such a louchebag!