Top Definition
Louchebag 1. A person new to the world of absinthe and to liquor itself. One who's own perception is clouded by the marketing falsehoods perpetrated by the Evil Czech Empire, HighTimes, Maxim and a myriad of other low brow publications 2. A pathetic alcoholic that is clouded by a jealousy of those in-the-know. An outsider that mistakenly believes itself to be of any consequence to an elite absinthe-related organization, circle, or social clique.

Frankie: Mr. Brews is an expert on the subject of absinthe.

Off. Jokey B.: Get your lips off Neddy's dick and stop being such a louchebag!
by Louis Begger December 28, 2005

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
Louchebag 1. A person new to the world of absinthe and to liquor itself. One who's own perception is clouded by the marketing falsehoods perpetrated by the Evil Czech Empire, HighTimes, Maxim and a myriad of other low brow publications 2. A pathetic alcoholic that is clouded by a jealousy of those in-the-know. An outsider that mistakenly believes itself to be of any consequence to an elite absinthe-related organization, circle, or social clique.
Frankie: Mr. Brews is an expert on the subject of absinthe.

Off. Jokey B.: Hey, stop suckin' Neddy's (explicative) and being such a louchebag!
by Louis Begger December 28, 2005

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt