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1.
A dirty, slippery person with very bad hygiene; An individual with extremely long nails and a constantly wet exterior ; One who supplies lube in situations where lube is needed

syn. A Lubricator; slippery, wet, oily person; dirty
Hey baby, i can't get in smoothly; call the louber!
Why the hell is it so slippery here? Ohh, The louber must have passed by here recently.
Ew, the louber is approaching
Look at that louber, he just slipped right through the door.
by thenumber22 June 29, 2009
 
2.
The sexual act of making female personel extract large amounts of vaginal fluid to soak the partner and surrounding area.
Dude, she Loubered on top sending a super soaker tidal wave of her pune juice crashing over me.
by jaytee =D March 13, 2010