Ladies, look out, because he is a sly fox. Though short for his age, he makes up for all of it with his lady-killing smile, true dat. He loves kids, because they bring him to the ladies.
Person 2: No way man. That guy hates kids...and parties.
Person 1: Oh.
Girl 2: "why?"
Girl 1: "didn't you hear? Lou asked me out last night!"
Girl 2: "OH MY GOSH! YOU LUCKY BITCH!!"