The game will be based on the BOOK version of The Lord of the Rings, by JRR Tolkien, a legend of the pages.
Yeah right. They even have competitions to win an invitation, it's highly unlikely you'll get chosen for nothing.
So totally awesome only normal people can comprehend it. Hopeless Wombies will probably despise it, that's because they are TOO DAMN USED TO directX FUCKING 8 and can't handle newer ones. Ehem.