Lorde is a 22-year-old pop/indie singer from New Zealand. Best known for her hit singles like 'Royals', 'Team' and 'Green Light'.
by awhoreforharrystyles March 8, 2019
One day, a 45-year old geologist from South Park, Colorado, decided to enter the women's bathroom at work. In there, he realised he had a knack for singing/writing songs, and decided to adapt an alternative on-stage persona, as a 17-year old girl. The result, is Lorde. The rest, is history.
Dude 1: Dude I totally jacked off to Lorde's performance last night.
Dude 2: Dude...you know it's actually a 45-year old dude?
Dude 1: Yea right, and Tupac is still alive, right?
Tupac: Haha, you gay son.
Dude 2: Dude...you know it's actually a 45-year old dude?
Dude 1: Yea right, and Tupac is still alive, right?
Tupac: Haha, you gay son.
by Demonjizz January 20, 2016
by trusame September 13, 2015
The act of becoming famous overnight and abusing the fuck out of it by claiming fantasies of random words you put in a poem/song of stuff you never had but could have now cuz you're super rich, cuz your song got number 1. in hurcules terms: Zero to hero, just like that.
crowd: LOOK ITS LORDE!!!!!
lorde: (introducing herself on stage) Hi im lorde, i dance funny while i sing and i have pubic hair all over my head :> lets make do with some random singymajigs i have wroted with my poetic brainz
crowd: if this is what pop is now WE LOVE IT!!!!
pop: {slaps forehead}
lorde: (introducing herself on stage) Hi im lorde, i dance funny while i sing and i have pubic hair all over my head :> lets make do with some random singymajigs i have wroted with my poetic brainz
crowd: if this is what pop is now WE LOVE IT!!!!
pop: {slaps forehead}
by Rickdickroshan January 14, 2014
A 45-year-old male geologist from South Park, Colorado, who understands his daughter.
Her music is inspired by feelings of acceptance and days of the week.
Her music is inspired by feelings of acceptance and days of the week.
by Safe Place May 24, 2020
A unit of measurement equal to 65"/165 cm, or about 9.3 bananas (for scale). The Lorde as a non-SI unit of measure came about as a result of her hit song, "Royals", in which the singer specifically requests she become a scale for measuring objects ("Let me be your ruler").
Guy 1: I'm not a big fan of tall girls.
Guy 2: What are you talking about? She's barely even 1.1 Lordes.
Guy 2: What are you talking about? She's barely even 1.1 Lordes.
by ccccchris February 11, 2014