2) How your asshole feels after pebble dashing the porclain telephone following a very hot and spicy bitch of a curry.
2) Holy shit I think something died up there, my ass is on fire. Feel like Lord of the Rings (see defination 1.).
2. a homosexual.
Origin: from lord, as in gaylord & ring, as in anus. Such a person belongs to the 'Fellowship of the Ring'.