A fat overweight slob.
John:"Hi guys!" Ron:"Well,well,well. Its the lord of the onion rings." John runs away crying
by foofighter95 May 06, 2009
And onion-ring sized ring of pubic hair that accumulates on the circumference of the female anus hole.
Try imagining the way planetary rings circle a planet. Like Saturn, but instead in the form of the Lord of the Onion Ring.
by 911 and Cali August 26, 2009