Top Definition
Noun.
A disease that women contract when engaging in sexual intercourse with; Farm Animals, African Americans, King Kong DingDong and of course Tom Jones
Man #1 "Have you seen our local prostitute lately?"

Man #2 "Yeah i have... seems like she got loose twat syndrome!"

Man #1 "I heard Tom Jones gave it to her"
by CucumberKing January 24, 2012

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