When one holds both their hands out in the formation of an empty cup and then says, "Look at all the fucks I give!"

It's used as a common form of I don't give a fuck.

Fucks per day.

Based upon the internet meme of "Look at all the fucks I give", the abbreviation is a covert use of expressing your blissful apathy to whatever situation may arise.

A straw hat is a brimmed hat that is woven out of straw or reeds.

People who wear straw hats do so to let it be known 'all the fucks they give', If one was to add up all those fucks; the total fucks given would be zero.

The wearing of the straw hat is a statement to a judgemental world. That statement is 'Look at all the fucks I give'.

If the wearer is worthy, it can be said the straw hat is wearing him/her

A person who is giving too many fucks about a given subject in relation to the person who does not care.

One of many things:

1- The inevitable cause for the complete disregard and obliteration of real human one-on-one, in person interaction . Because people actually pass this shit off as communication and pressure you into getting one or else they claim you won’t get full insight into their warped lives, you’re not hip and you’ll face being debarred from their life because you don’t care enough if you won’t get one. A fucking handicap for all you fucks to lazy or too self-absorbed in your bohemian “fuck what the world thinks CUZ IT’s so 2toally MY lIfE!” to get off your computer and tell that to people in their fucking faces. A place where people have no problem telling strangers and their “online buds” more about themselves then they tell people they’ve known for years. Where they post more information about themselves than anyone cares to read….I mean you’re like less than an inch away from revealing your fucking thong size and that’s only cause your shitty camera has a fuckhole lens that didn’t quite capture the tag on it clearly. Mostly a place to let your arrogance bleed on to the world wide web and still have the disgust to bitch and moan about insignificant events in your life that you claim make your life suck despite the fact that you’re always partying and living a decadent RAWK STAR lifestyle as your fugly pics and blogs point to it. A place where you clearly get THAT persons point of view of themselves…everyone paints themselves to be this super cool, nice pe...

Poo is a byproduct of your body. Poo is primarily composed of dehydrated waste manufactured in from the works of many organs in your body. Some include the Gall Bladder, Small Intestine, Large Intestine, Stomach, Esophagus, and many more.
Poo is commonly propelled out of your rectum usually preceding speeds of up to 100 miles per hour. There are multiple types of poos, such as,

Gattling Gun: The Gattling Gun is when your anus continually produces poo pellets which erupt out of your ass into the water.

Splashers: Splashers are actually quite common. They refer to any kind of poo that hits the water of the toilet bowl and the water displaces onto your ass and you aquire an annoying yet real feeling of a splashed ass.

One Eyed Green Monster: The One Eyed Green Monster, or O.E.G.M., is a greenish hue poo that has usually a few nuts in it. O.E.G.M.s are usually mixed with a dark redish color or brownish color and seem to appear when there are some extra foods that have flown through the digestive track. The greenish poo usually represents illness.

The Red Baron: Red Barons are red poos basically. They attain the color of red through stain of your very own blood. A Red Baron may more commonly make your anus bleed instead of being stained with its blood.

Burning Brigade: The Burning Brigade is usually a series of poos that result in a tired and extremely overheated anus. These poos steam at sight and leave your anus in no better condition. Burning Brig...

Poo is a byproduct of your body. Poo is primarily composed of dehydrated waste manufactured in from the works of many organs in your body. Some include the Gall Bladder, Small Intestine, Large Intestine, Stomach, Esophagus, and many more.
Poo is commonly propelled out of your rectum usually preceding speeds of up to 100 miles per hour. There are multiple types of poos, such as,

Gattling Gun: The Gattling Gun is when your anus continually produces poo pellets which erupt out of your ass into the water.

Splashers: Splashers are actually quite common. They refer to any kind of poo that hits the water of the toilet bowl and the water displaces onto your ass and you aquire an annoying yet real feeling of a splashed ass.

One Eyed Green Monster: The One Eyed Green Monster, or O.E.G.M., is a greenish hue poo that has usually a few nuts in it. O.E.G.M.s are usually mixed with a dark redish color or brownish color and seem to appear when there are some extra foods that have flown through the digestive track. The greenish poo usually represents illness.

The Red Baron: Red Barons are red poos basically. They attain the color of red through stain of your very own blood. A Red Baron may more commonly make your anus bleed instead of being stained with its blood.

Burning Brigade: The Burning Brigade is usually a series of poos that result in a tired and extremely overheated anus. These poos steam at sight and leave your anus in no better condition. Burning Brigades are kno...