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v. To put off going to the loo (toilet) until a future time. --loocrastination, n. --loocrastinator, n.
"It was so cold in her bedroom, she'd just lie there and loocrastinate in the warmth of the bed clothes, till her straining bladder could stand it no more."
by The Wallace May 30, 2013