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A tool of a Master Control operator, who has severe OCD. He has to use designated pens for each day. He says he has no money but spends it all on gambling. He calls everyone HOCE and complains about life, and always shows you pictures of his dog Fenway.
Quite being such a Longoni.
by Dr. OZ Phil March 18, 2013

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