person2: got alot of trouble with people at school
person1: av u spoken to longley about it - im sure his quick whitted sense of humour can put them in their place
person2: yeah, i might do that - good old longley - he's one of a kind - a hero amongst men
Chav 2: Lets go beat him up and chor his gold!
Chav 1: innit!
Chav 3: Wait that aint no fuckin gypo thats a Longley!
Chav 1+2: Lets get out of here!