|1.||Long Island Iced Poo|
Comes from the day after a heavy night of drinking nothing but Long Island Iced Teas, you find that your excrement is soft but not too soft, a firm soggy texture if you will, with an extremely distinct odour which can only be associated with the alcohol previously consumed, which was obviously of the LIIT variety!
Oh my god! I just did the biggest long island iced poo of the day, quick, come and see, come and see... but for the love of all that is good and pure hold your frickin' nose!!!