Comes the fall weather, you go out with your family for a day of apple picking. While you're picking apples to make pies, you decide to eat several large apples. When you get home it is then when you realize your asshole is about to open widely and you literally shit a soup consisting of large chunks of apples.
Hey mom, don't worry about making dinner tonight, I just made Long Island Apple Soup in the bowl.
by Lil J Flip June 11, 2011