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A person whose only ambition in life is to memorize all the words in the songs "Jizz in My Pants" and "I'm On a Boat", and to recite the words to everyone they know.
Jim is such a LONEYISLANDER. He's going aroind and telling everybody that he's on an boat jizzing in his pants.
by holyrockerred June 10, 2009

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