A person that has no life, friends, and especially girlfriend, who sits at home with nothing to do other than sit at home and beat off all the time.
"Where would I be without college? I wouldn't have friends, I wouldn't have a girlfriend, I would be the lonely boner that sits at home and jacks off all the time."
by lonelybonerx2 September 21, 2009
Can you define these popular missing words?
"Lonely Boner" refers to a virgin or someone who has been without sexual activity for a long time.
My friend Derrick is a lonely boner, or my brother Chad has a lonely boner.
by Rufus T (for Tucker) December 11, 2008