Lombardy

Lombardy - A term most used by young woman pericullery in high school. Used to gravitate attention towards one self when previous interests in them have dried out or become insignifigent.

Sally- "Omg what is Lombardy ?"
Henry- "oh just something those girls say to get attention, even though they don't need it."
Sally- "oh! so like feminism?"

by Saggitarius C March 1, 2017

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(1) a blond-haired blue-eyed light-skinned person who claims to be Italian. Most are from Lombardi, and are more German than Italian.

Nick is quite obviously a lombardi.

by common sense7 October 11, 2005

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the act of pulling out ur penis and giving someone a slap to the face

dude, i gave rusty the hardest lombardie ever

by deron000 February 18, 2005

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When a man slaps another person with his penis, usualy in the face

the lombardi is best executed quickly, so as to cause the most surprise and alarm

by Spencer Mahan December 19, 2005

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The Lombardi is a complex, multi-step sexual act:

1) Instruct your woman to cook you a DELICIOUS grilled cheese sammich.

2) Grilled cheese sammich shall be placed on a plate with ketchup to dip in.

3) Woman undresses, quickly so sammich stays warm. ZERO FOREPLAY.

4) Woman now gets on her hands and knees and awaits justice.

5) Balance your epic plate of win on the back of said woman.

6) Dip your sammich into the ketchup, dip your penis into the woman.

7) Enjoy the sammich more than the sex.

8) The Lombardi is not over until the sammich has been consumed.

"I tried to get Katie to let me do The Lombardi last night, but she got really pissed at me!"

"Whoever can pull of the Lombardi is a God!"

"HOLY SHIT!!!! Rombardi totally Lombardied his woman last night... I SAW THE FUCKING CRUMBS!!!! That man is a god! Let's get some schwarma to celebrate."

by Chandler and Matt September 19, 2008

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