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Fear of little people. aka midgets or dwarfs.
"Doc, I have a fear of being bitten on the kness by little people. Can you help?"

Doc--"You have what is called Lollipopguildophobia. You must also avoid playing ping pong against these so called little people, they have a slight advantage!"
by Dorthy from Kansas May 18, 2007

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