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The 'Lollar' is a form of internet currency formed in 2002 by several internet forumers.
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In comparison to the American Dollar, the Lollar (£) is its virtual equivalent, except that instead of a federal reserve with interest rate control powers, the laughter of the internet controls the value of the Lollar. The currency is broken down very similar to its American non-virtual counterpart: "Lol" is £0.01 "Lolcrumpet" is £0.05 "Lolcookie" is £0.10 "Lolmuffin" is £0.25 "Loldoughnut" is £0.50 "Lollar" is £1.00 "Lollarscone" is £5.00 "Lollarbagel" is £10.00 "Lollarbiscuit" is £20.00 "Lollarwaffle" is £50.00 "Lollarcaek" is £100.00 --which can either be a single 'note', or 100 'Lollars' in a single "caek" or stack. "Lollarpancaek" is £500.00 "Lollarpropercaek " is £1000.00 Alternatively, there is also the "Kek". Unfortunately, "Keks" are valued similar to the Japanese Yen, and those have no pre-names. You simply have 1003 "Keks" instead of Lollarpropercake three Lollars. Laughter is the very currency the internet thrives by. We're technically all very wealthy. Except for Emo kids. Their internet currency, the "Moan"(m s/w), is always in a depression. The matter of the entire currency being named primarily after forms of breakfast pastries or those used for treats and/or tea times is simply an extra statement that the internet is indeed full of overweight nerdy men with no lives who love to stuff their faces with sugary goodness as their pimples explo... |
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