She's totally out of your league, so just admire her from across the mosh pit because she's banging the drummer on his tour bus after the show.
Guy #2: Oh, yeah, I saw her earlier talking to the band.
Guy #1: Really?
Guy #2: Yeah, she was quoting Carl Jung. I didn't get it but it sounded hot!
Guy #1: I bet she's banging the drummer. Lucky bastard.
Guy #2: She's totally a Loligo. He's so lucky.