Top Definition
When something is so funny it splits your soul into seven pieces.

Derives from the combination of the words 'lol' and 'Horocrux'
"This old woman loudly farted at the bus stop"
"LOLCRUX"

"This complete Lolcrux moment happened yesterday..."
by gibbonjake7 November 15, 2011

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