Bob: dude u r a LolFag..
(Coined from Cyanide and Happiness)
2. (guy) "Oh my God! I love your outfit! Where did you get it?"
(other guy) "LOL FAG!"
3. "Please don't let him kill me! I have a wife and kids!" *kills*
Eddie: Have you been to the restaurant?
John: Yeahh!!! (searches it on wikipedia)
Eddie: Really? Whats your favorite thing to eat?
John: uhh uhh... (nervously rifts through wikipedia) uhh uhh pocky sticks!