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Lol
"Lol" is an expression used to express laughter, as it stands for "laughing out loud." This expression is mainly used on the internet as an abbreviation to express the idea that something is funny. The expression, however, is becoming overused and has lost some of its meaning. Many people now use it just to say something is funny, even if they arn't laughing.
I WARN YOU: DO NOT READ THE EXAMPLE IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED BY SEXUAL MATERIAL.

The main point of this is to show how teenagers use the word, "LOL" and to amuse the thousands of perverts on this site.

PinkPollish21: i swear cindy i'm going to kill you! how come brad was talking to you? hes totally mine! forget bout us being bff!

cindydoll981: lol

(HOttBrad019 has entered the chatroom)

PinkPolish23: OMG brad, how come you were talking to cindy???

HOttBrad019: What? Cindy said it was ok nd u knew bout it.

PinkPolish23: WTF? wut r u guys talking bout???? baby is everything ok??

HOttBrad019: well last week when you went to florida we.. me and cindy .. you know..

PinkPolish23: lol funny joke baby. you didn't hav sex though? you were just fooling around, you...

HOttBrad019: No babe i'm sorry. we did. nd if u cant get over it then it's over damn that girl is so tight... o sorry bitch

PinkPolish23: CINDY - BRAD... how could you?

HOttBrad019: Cindy. tell her the rest so the blow is all at once.

cindydoll981: uhh, ig2g soon

HOttBrad019: dammit bitch! tell her!

cindydoll981: about the positions? the 69? the cum fiesta? how u ate me out? how you sucked on my tits? how your cock tasted so goood? how you felt so good inside me? your cum was so warm and milky inside me baby i love u.

HOttBrad019: DAMNIT BITCH STOP MAKING IT WORST. I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND.

PinkPolish23: omg.. i feel so hurt...brad i thought you loved me and only me

cindydoll981: oh, and bitch. u know how i missed the whole of sophmore year? that was like tottally because i was pregnant. its not the first time i've done it wit ur boyfriend. i did it with david 2 years ago.

HOttBrad019: Damnit! TELL HER.

cindydoll981: OKaY! I didn't have my period last week. i think im pregnant again

PinkPolish23: YOU SLUT

HOttBrad019: CINDY BABE, TELL HER THE REST

PinkPolish23: ..theres more? this is... unreal

cindydoll981: oh yea, and bitch.... I FUCKING LOVE YOU, YOU GULLIBLE BIATCHHHH

HOttBrad019: APRIL FOOLS DAY!
cindydoll981: APRIL FOOLS DAY!

PinkPolish23: What? cindy .. u didnt have sex with brad?
cindydoll981: course not. stupid.. dont u remember asking for tampons when i was over at your house yesterday? my period ends like tomorrow lol

PinkPolish23: OMg ur right.

HOttBrad019: LOL BABY YOUR SO FRIGGIN GULLIBLE.

PinkPolish23: DANG brad baby u owe me.. uve scared me to death tonight.

cindydoll981: LOL!!!! !!!!!! LOL!!!!!! !!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
HOttBrad019: LOL!!!! !!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOL!!!
PinkPolish23: omg it DOES seem funny now, lol!

cindydoll981: ow.. cramps again. ig2g you guys. bye!!
HOttBrad019: Lol bye!
PinkPolish23: bye BIATCH

HOttBrad019: Baby now we're alone... i do owe you ;)
PinkPolish23: yes u do baby lol
HOttBrad019: so i was thinking...
HOttBrad019: our paretns arnt home......
PinkPolish23: Babyy.. do u mean?
HOttBrad019: yess. i'll leave the door unlocked. come to my room and we'll have sex. lol.. i feel like i'm giong to cum already. we havnt done it yet. i'm sure u'll b so friggin tight, babes omg i cant imagine ur pussy juice once i hit your g-spot
by PinkPolish23 September 21, 2007
 
8.
LOL
my mum thinks it means lots of love in texts.
Me - Texts* lol
Mum - Texts back* i love you lots too.
df ?
by millieons December 19, 2008
 
9.
lol
Originally defined to mean "laugh out loud" but is now so overused that no one is actually laughing when they type it. It is just something that people say when they have nothing else left to say. Often the words "hahaha" are substituted for it to give variety. People also type emoticons such as: ":]" to also fill in the space when they get tired of "laughing out loud" or not "laughing out loud". It is the most used word when texting, and one of the easiest to type in order to send a message to someone so that you don't look like your blowing them off.
Person 1: "Hey man, what's up?"

Person 2: "Not much, what about you?"

Person 1: "Yeah same here."

~~~~~silence~~~~~~

Person 2: "lol"

Person 1: "haha :]"

Person 2: "lol"
by nololbby February 09, 2009
 
10.
lol
Originally found in Sumerian Tax Logs to define overdue fees (Late on Lamp Oil, some experts believe), this phrase has evolved through time. Shakespeare shunned the abbreviation, finding it impossible to rhyme with. Thoreau punched Jim Bowie in a local tavern for carving it on the table with his special knife, but Lincoln ad-libbed it in the original Gettysburg address during an uncomfortable moment in the Monologue. It meant "Laughing On Line" during the internet craze of the late 20th century, but now has been reduced to a response to the dull person you are texting to out of politeness rather than the one you are actually engaged in a conversation with, if you can call it that.
Sumerian Tax Log: Entry-2 dribs of Lamp Oil, payment 2days past due- LOL (usually required lopping off of something).
Shakespeare's feeble attempt; Mehears the lady LOL, mehopes not at mine nether hole.
Lincoln:Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.(uncomfortable shifting in crowd of living-dead did not shift hopefully)LOL, I meant equal as in, ya know, separate but equal, ya know, LOL, wait till you see my new bathroom signs. (Crowd relaxes) Ok, did I mention there's a new dee-luxe horse and buggy in the lot for y'all who came out today?(big whoop from crowd).
Justin text:RU still there?
Kimberly:LOL
by Pantaloon January 03, 2008
 
11.
lol
lol to 'laugh out loud'
if u give this thumbs up then u will get a nice suprise within the next 10 days
Man:'Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge'
Doc:'well what has got over u'
Man ' 3 cars ,2 lorrys ,a bike and 3 vans.'

lol
by Brad lol August 25, 2006
 
12.
lol
Believed my the masses to be an acronym for "laughing out loud", in truth the term "lol" is actually an acronym for "let's order linguini".
Person A: Damn, I'm hungry.
Person B: LOL! (Insinuating that Person A and Person B should both order linguini, a tasty pasta)
by Corporate October 29, 2005
 
13.
Lol
In it's day, the net abbreviation for the words "laugh out loud" and "lots of love" were both used to express true feelings.
Let's start with "Laugh Out Loud".

It is normally used, quite obviously, to imply that statement is humorous, such as;
Person 1 : I just watched (insert funny moving picture).

Person 2: Lololololololololol!!!!!11111@@@

In this example, person 2 implies that he/she is laughing at the phrase.

It's now very plain to see that Person 2 didn't even care to read the said message.

Here are the new definitions, the redifined lol.

1. I didn't care to read what you took the time to write to me, so i blurted out lol, the word that is always on the top of my mind, always to be used on message boards and all that crap.

2. I listened, but your quote lacked any humorous content. I will pretend it did to make you feel good.

3. I have nothing to say that will be of real significance to this debate/conversation, so i will pretend i know what i'm doing.

4. I really don't care.

Lots of love, my personal favourite definition, has kept it's true meaning.

The only definition...

The sender of this slang is showing that he/she loves you.
It's a sweet way, to say Lol, but sometimes i think that the sender could express it a little more, because three letters is a little cheap.
Sad Person: My cat just died...

Mindless net-geek: LOLLLLL!!11111

Girlfriend (with a life): Bye, babe, LoL.

Boyfriend (also with a life): -Speechless-

And, if you were nice enough to actually read this definition, you're my favourite. Yes, you.
by Personal Username? Too cool. July 05, 2009
 
14.
The plural of lol. Duh.
Used when something is too funny to deserve only one lol.
Person #1: My Grandmother was savaged by wolves today
Person #2: Lols, sounds fun.
by The Insidious Dr. Fu Maxu January 31, 2007