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a slang for cocaine; an homage to the mythological god of mischief and strife.
"If Bob's getting married, you can bet Loki will be around"
by monkeybrew April 29, 2005
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an absolutely TERRIBLE cs player. quite possibly the worst in the world.
<loki> how do u buy the bomb?
<prism> ...
by roflcopter August 06, 2004
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The villain of Sam Abramson's upcoming Macromedia Flash game, Road Fighter. He looks like a cross between Agent Smith and an anime ninja. He plans to build a weapon that feeds on human qualities, but needs to find and capture people with high amounts of said qualities. So he kidnaps an uber-cute girl. However, the uber-cute girl's boyfriend happens to be a ninja, and now he's fucking pissed. So he goes after Loki.
Most of Loki's minions are potatoes with minds of their own. Sam will make french fries out of them to rescue Shaolyn.
by Crazed Ninja August 19, 2004
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The angel of death. God's sword-arm. He was responsible for the flood that lasted 40 days and nights, the destruction of Soddom and Gohmorrah, and several other things.
Also my long-time name online. Anyone with the name of Loki thats a moron is NOT me, but an imposter.
by Loki November 15, 2004
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The story that I have heard about Loki is this - He was the god of mischief but started a rebellion in heaven, trying to take over. He lost and was banished from heaven. He then became the god of evil, and pretty much is now Satan. Now thats cool!
"So yeah, I roxor people's soxors"
by Laura April 06, 2005
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A word to describe someone who indulges in homosexual activity on a grotesque level.
loki

I.E. inserting childrens toys into another person rectum of the same sex and then indulging in licking the feaces from the object.
by terrance darbit July 20, 2009
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N.) To remain real calm and quiet like, like that asian kid in the front of the class who can't quite speak English yet. ( not that there's anything wrong with asians. )
Yo, I think Ms. McFadden is onto you about putting that Stink Bomb under her chair at the Teacher's Conference. You better stay loki for a while.
by G-Union June 20, 2003
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