Hey, it could be worse. It could be Logansport.
Logansport is a nice little town no matter what all of the haters say about it.
There are a lot of other great things to say about lil' Logan, like the carousel, and the great parks, but I think the best way to find out about Logansport is to go there yourself!
'Why?! I love Logansport!'
'Where are you from?'
'Isn't that where a giant cat is the mascot of the high school?'
'Hey! My best friend is the mascot! And the mascot's name is Felix!'