A dirty, messy creature that roams the Duluth hillside to scavenge food from the Damiano center. He loves nyan cat which he plays before he attacks you. He hates Jews and Mormons, which his grandpa Mark is a Mormon. He also has a crush on Ke$ha and proposed to her but got rejected. He loves soccer but he is horrible at it. If you visit or live in Duluth, Mn be prepared and don't look at the ugly piggish beast.
Look at that dirty Loganpotomus eating at the soup kitchen.