On a night out, you make your ginger friend drink wayyy too much so he/she then passes out. At which point you and your other friends simultaneously plank atop his/her head/pelvis. In any photo taken the friends hair must be in full view. The same situation can be re-created if he passes out by any other means; K.O.'d, heart attack, stroke, instantaneous coma disease, etcetera etcetera
}DUDE! How drunk was conor last night?
Drunk enough to let me Log Fire him
-Hey man do you have any photos from vegas?
Yeah I have a brilliant one of me and the lads making a Log Fire on Carrot Top's bush
Drunk enough to let me Log Fire him
-Hey man do you have any photos from vegas?
Yeah I have a brilliant one of me and the lads making a Log Fire on Carrot Top's bush
by Big Leezo December 6, 2011
Fire logging is when you take a hot red fire log poker and forcefully shove it deep in ones anus to bleach it good!
Fire logging... What did you do last night? Oh not much, just went to my buddie white nigel and fire logged the shit out of his now clean anus hole!
by white nigel January 9, 2014
Person 1: Person 2 where have you been, You have been gone for ages.
Person 2: I went to make some fire logs.
Person 2: I went to make some fire logs.
by M.Doyle September 29, 2007
When you meet a drunk girl at a bar or club and you go back to her room for a one night stand, after you have sex with her and she passes out, you shit in her panties so when she wakes up in the morning itching herself she thinks she shit herself.
by AintTelin August 25, 2006
Tom: How did it go with that red head Teresa last night?
Pat: It got really weird man. I did some really messed up stuff.
Tom: like what?
Pat: Well it involved putting a log on the fire if you know what I mean?
Tom: You took a shit on her bush?
Pat: Yeah
Pat: It got really weird man. I did some really messed up stuff.
Tom: like what?
Pat: Well it involved putting a log on the fire if you know what I mean?
Tom: You took a shit on her bush?
Pat: Yeah
by CM Billingsworth July 4, 2011
by Giverrrr February 10, 2014
When you've clogged the toilet with shit and you have to shit again before you successfully clear the first clog
I know we haven't been able to flush that toilet in days but I'm about to throw another log on the fire
by Richard Penis January 9, 2023