Liftocracy

A form of Government where whoever can lift the most weight gets full executive, legislative and judicial oversight. Liftocratic Government may change hands to whom-so-ever lifts more than the current reigning Alpha. Liftocracy in a literal sense therefore may be regarded as the strongest form of government ever devised.

Bro 1: Democracy is cringe and gay
Bro 2: I know dude, it's too weak, we need strong governance
Bro 1: We NEED liftocracy

Liftocracy by AlphaChadAlpha January 17, 2022

Lofted 

Term used to describe the morning after attending a party at a loft and discovering you have been roofied and violated.

That son of a bitch lofted me!

Lofted by Mr JD December 23, 2009

Lotto Noodle 

- An awesome name for a mobile app that Urban Dictionary editors won't approve simply because they suck ass.
- An awesomely fun mobile app for lottery players that accepts any string (aka noodle) and gives you numbers for the lottery 6/49, LottoMax and Powerball numbers based on your noodle (and) your GPS location.

John: Hey, give me some lucky numbers to play the lottery tonite.
Joe: Why don't you download "Lotto Noodle"? It'll give you numbers for anything aka noodle you'd like.
John: Like what I had for breakfast? or who I had sex with last?
Joe: Sure, it also gives you numbers based on your noodle combined with your GPS location so that it's unique to you.

Lotto Noodle by Lotto Noodle Corp. December 21, 2014

Lototech 

A genre of music formed in the mid 2000s in London, England when bands strived to bridge the gap between band and DJ. With the prominence of electronic music over the last decade bands in London became more and more influenced by DJs as opposed to other bands. The name itself comes from Americans abbreviating London Town to 'Loto' mixed with the short hand 'tech' coming from the obvious new technological influences.

Man did you see that James Blake performance? It was so lototech!

Lototech by lwtn March 19, 2013

LOFTED HOOF

One of the greatest footballing moves ever created and is used quite frequently by arsenals defensive midfielder legend, Alex Song Bilong.

commentator 'Song Bilong with another beautiful LOFTED HOOF!!!!!'

LOFTED HOOF by S.AlexFerguson August 14, 2009

lofter

someone that is over weight

that person is a lofter.

lofter by shrogor cheet January 7, 2020

Sir Loft 

Sertraline aka Zoloft (Sir Loft) works by increasing the levels of Serotonin a neurotransmitter in the brain. It works better controlling anxiety and panic symptoms however than depression. Side effects are more common than the literature suggests including weight gain, hair loss, decreased libido and xerostomia (whatever the fuck that is). Then there's the Sertraline Discontinuation Syndrome that includes a particularly nasty feature called brain zaps or flips, that feels like an electric shock passing through your brain.

You're still on the Sir Loft aren't you, you got those dead eyes and ashen skin.

Sir Loft by Shougo April 1, 2022