Josh Loftis 

The most interesting man alive.

Like those Dos Ekes commercials but Josh Loftis is actually real.

Josh Loftis by grand master mother fucka June 19, 2009

Brandon Loftis

Brandon- The English Derivative of the French name "Brendan" meaning famous and well liked

Loftis- The man who will take over the World

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Brandon Loftis- The english man who will one day take over the world!

Guy 1: DUDE! That guy looks just like the Brandon Loftis in the movie!

Guy 2: Really? I thought He died in that movie...

Guy 1: Yeah, but so what? He could still be real..

Brandon Loftis by Jacobthewolfslayer April 24, 2009

Latte-sipping Leftist

A latte-sipping leftist, or simply a "latte-sipper", is a pejorative term that is used to describe a type of socialist who usually lives in the inner city, or one who shares the views of those socialists that do live in such areas. The term comes from the perception of inner-city leftists congregating at cafes and drinking lattes whilst lamenting over societal problems. They differ from other leftists by their anarchy-like mindset and a provocative, aggressive and uncompromising approach to the support of fashionable socio-progressive causes. Notably they perceive themselves as being more open-minded, intelligent and enlightened than everyone else. This mentality is further reinforced if they have a tertiary qualification which is typically, but not always, a university degree in the arts and social sciences. They often are described as being arrogant, abusive, sanctimonious and self-righteous. While usually criticised by conservatives, they are also criticised by other leftists and some in the union movement who label them as elitists. Their focus on socio-progressive and world issues has also seen them labelled as being out-of-touch by those from poorer backgrounds who have more pressing local concerns such as crime, unemployment, health care and the rising cost of utilities. While generally similar in mentality to the so-called "Champagne Socialists", the Latte-sipping Leftists differ mainly in their socio-economic status; they mostly hail from a middle-class background.

It's just so typical to see these latte-sipping leftists shout down and gang up on anyone who disagrees with them.

Latte-sipping Leftist by freedomisanillusion September 26, 2017

Lostism 

The religion based off our lord and savior lost_at_sea45. It is meant to combat all other religions. We believe Lost is the one and only god. Sacrifices are a important part of the religion.

Cube: Praise Lost!
Noob: What does that mean?
Cube: It’s how we praise our lord and savior lost_at_sea45
Noob: What is the religion called?
Cube: It’s called Lostism, you should join and dedicate your life to him

Lostism by TheUnknownDogger October 6, 2020

Dirty Loftus 

The act of putting a lacrosse stick in between your legs and then using it to poke someone in the butt area.

Richard Loftus gave is notorious move the dirty loftus to one of his friends who asked what it was.

Dirty Loftus by Shark Attack Jensen April 15, 2009

leftist cuck 

A person who is cucked by the left, and spreads news, or ideas their narrative.

Ha ha ha, man that guy is leftist cuck!

leftist cuck by George.IH June 15, 2017

leftish

A left(ist)ish person is someone who shows traits of anti-capitalism and anti-oppression (leftism) while they may not necessarily be full on leftist or identity as such. This puts them between leftists and the centre-left.

Babyblu is a leftish, I'm not sure if they completely embrace collectivizing the means of production.

leftish by Precoixious June 10, 2019