A brilliant movie, which you can't help watching a million times without gettin bored.
Best if you want to improve your Cockney =)
(From Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels)
- Oh and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you be a little more subtle?
- What d'you mean?
- We grow copious amounts of ganja right?
-( nods and smiles stupidly) Yeah !
- And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser... You don't look like your horti-fucking-culturalist. That's what I mean Willie.
Another great gangster movie directed by Guy Ritchie. Not gangster-gangsta movie, but gangsta-hahafunny movie.
Also, the only known movie to feature a guy getting beaten to death with a 15 inch black dildo. Seriously.
"Well, suffice to say, he got pissed.
"Well what happened?"
"He picked up the closest physical object he could get his hands on, which just happened to be a 15 inch black cock, and proceeded to beat the unlucky bastard to death with it. Certainly not the best way to go."
A very consistent name for the movie.
See, there is an idiom "lock stock and barrel" which means "entirely, from top to bottom".
Also "Lock" is a slang for weed, "Stock" for money, and "barrel" for itself. The major elements in the movie are "copious amounts of ganja", £500,000.00 debt, and two antique shotguns which are used to fight Rory Breaker - who, by the way, is the most cruel and coolest gangster in the world.
It seemed meaningless and lame as a movie name at first, but it all appeared to me when I saw it. It was truely "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels".