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A term for large unattractive women. Usually having a reptilian or dinosaur look.

These women are usually very lonely and unintelligent.

Warning do not feed Loch Mess Monsters!!!

Rumour has it that all LMM's share a genetic marker
that can be traced right back to Nessy herself.
"THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! *Points at Monster* THE LOCH MESS MONSTER EXISTS!"

"So this Loch Mess Monster jumps me while I was pissed, tries prying open my lips with her tongue, man. I was sure I was dino dinner. Lucky enough I had some bacon handy, tossed it away from me... never seen something so big run so fast."

"Shit man... loch mess monsters everywhere, lets bounce!"

"Quick!! rub yourself in shit, de guise your scent from the Loch mess Monster over there!!"
by Butcher Blain June 02, 2011