He is my lobster
She is my lobster
"No Shit dood, she could win miss clam bake this year!!"
The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws
Broski: You probably got that there lobsters.
Broseph: Most definitely