it an std that itchy like crabs, but pinches more like a lobster.
Tom gave Suzie a really bad case of lobsteritas.
by tiffany johnson October 19, 2003
Can you define these popular missing words?
A nasty new strain of crabs, leaving its victims disgruntled and hostile. Thus far lobsteritas has no cure! Watch out kids.
by Alice McMuffin October 14, 2003