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1. A lobster is a New England term for a girl who most likely has a pretty face, nice torso but from the waist down carries an ass the size of a small planet. The ass expands to the circumference of roughly her height (or more). She is called a lobster because like the tasty shellfish "all the meat is in the tail"!
"yah dude, I mean wicked awesome! I was gonna ask that hottie in the pick up truck out but when she opened the door all I could think of was grabbing my nutcrackers and drawn butter..cause she was no doubt the biggest lobster I'd evah seen!"
"No Shit dood, she could win miss clam bake this year!!" |
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Your true love that you will always go back to =] see "Friends" the TV program, Pheobe calls Ross Rachels lobster. You are my lobster
He is my lobster She is my lobster |
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A crustaceous animal whose habitat consits of cold pacific shallows and deep sea beds. I'm sure in a few months it will mean vagina. Mmmm, I could go for a lobster dinner!
Mmmm, I just had a lobster dinner from your mom. |
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A slang term for the Australian $20 note due to it's orangey/red colour. I was at the casino and chucked a lobster down on black and it came up good!
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A new way of defining the term "sunburn." Guy 1: Damn, you're really red from that sunburn.
Guy 2: I hate being a lobster. |
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A prank to play on an unsuspecting female friend. You approach her silently from behind, and with both hands reach around and tweak her nipples, and yell "Lobster!" She will probably freak out and scream -- this is the desired effect. I gave her the lobster as payback for the scorpion she gave me earlier.
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Known for their vice-like grip... To lobster is the act of restraining the gonads of a partner and ANNIHILATE them. Used in a variety of ways spanning from Lover to Enemy. Joey Nignone: So are we going on that date or not?
Dan Wynne: That depends... Are you going to order the lobster? |
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