The act of grasping a girls ass and pussy at the same time. Your thumb is on her ass and the remaining fingers are on her pussy.
I met this girl at a club and when she turned to get a drink I gave her the Lobster Claw. Instead of getting a drink, she pulled me into the bathroom where I not only Lobster Clawed her somemore, but did it with her pants off.
A sexual act similar to the shocker, in which the thumb is inserted in the vaginal opening and the remaining 4 fingers are inserted in the anus. The position of the hand resembles the large claw of a common lobster.
'She was so slutty, I pulled off the lobster claw! Her asshole was that loose.'
The lobsterclaw is a maneuver in which the recipient is usually distracted in a bent-over position, leaving them exposed for said action. The giver of the lobsterclaw recognizes this opportunity to capitalize, and morphs their hand into the lobsterclaw itself, which is the middle and ring fingers pressed together, while the thumb roams free, resembling a lobsterclaw. The timing, brute force, and placement of the grab is what makes or breaks the lobsterclaw. Ideally, the grab is placed on the recipients taint, causing great discomfort and fright. The pressure involved is up to the giver, resulting in a direct relationship of pressure to satisfaction.
"HA! Ian totally lobsterclawed the shit out of Robert, he wasn't even expecting it."
"That lobsterclaw was EPIC bro."
"Yeah man, he was just asking for the lobsterclaw."