Loamy

A description of a person who is equally hot, cute, and handsome/beautiful. Developed from the “Loam Model of Attractiveness” which charts people based on whether they are perceived as cute, hot, or handsome/beautiful much in the way soil is determined using proportions of sand, silt, and clay, with loam at the center of the chart indicating a healthy mix of all three.

Person 1: Did you see that person? They were attractive as hell!
Person 2: I know! They were soooo loamy.
Person 1: *drools*

by Hughey July 24, 2021

Loamy

A loose, chunky desert soil condition caused by rain.

After the storm, we went dirt riding at Jawbone, and the weather was clear, but the soil was loamy.

by Skywalker Skater February 22, 2011